In just a couple of sleeps I'll be leaving this seaside suburbia for city life and mine dumps. I couldn't be more excited!

Kay, that is one big fat lie. I could maybe be more excited if:

I got a text saying I love you from John Travolta

I won the biggest lottery in the world and I never had to work a day in my life

My whole room and everything in it turned pink

My parents said "Surprise!" and gave me the title deeds to a small country with a castle and a rollercoaster

I had hydrangeas growing out of my walls

My best friends from Cape Town were coming with me inside my suitcase

My sisters could visit every weekend

But other than that, hellzyeah I'm bouncing off the walls!